misha-bawlins:

This drink I like it. Another!

I love how quickly he readjusts to the culture so foreign to him. Like, he does not even protest or try to explain this is how it’s done in Asgard so it’s how it SHOULD be done because he’s a mighty god and stuff. He’s just like “but I… oh I see smashing mugs is not a custom here. I’m sorry I won’t do it again :( “

That’s what I love about Thor. He’s such a sweetie.

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INTERACTING WITH SMALL CHILDREN

howdoiputthisgently:

SOME PEOPLE:

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ME:

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notenoughtosurvive:

unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

This is my new favorite thing

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Using a different station to get to work now and people stand a lot closer to you than at the other station. Um. Lady, you don’t smell or anything, but I am also not your friend.

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

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Said the Oracle to the Witch…

outofcontextdnd:

Witch: Hey, my fox familiar can talk to other foxes for local gossip.

Oracle: Yeah, but you can’t rely on fox news.

pretty-castiel:

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

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themaefive:

i just had his conversation omfg

This is me.

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